Pirates Punch Drink Recipe – Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum

After one sip, you’ll be singing ho ho ho and a bottle of rum.

I’m a huge fan of any adult punch drinks. They’re smooth and so sweet that you can’t taste the alcohol, which usually leads to over consumption and me acting like a drunken pirate. Go figure.

Where did you find the best Pirate’s Punch you’ve ever had?

I would have to say my favorite is at Captain Tony’s Saloon in Key West. Not only do they taste out of this world good, but the come with a free Captain Tony’s cup and the bar is one of the best in Key West–full of haunted stories and pirate lore.

Below is the recipe for Pirates Punch.

pirates punch

Pirates Punch Recipe

1 oz. Malibu Rum
1/2 oz. Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
1/2 oz. Grand Mariner
2 oz. Orange Juice
2 oz. Pineapple Juice
1 oz. Grenadine

Directions: Combine all ingredients into shaker with ice. Shake well. Pour into tulip glass. Serve with orange slice and cherry. Raise glass and toast.

For additional fun increase the serving size and make a gallon!



By |2017-10-19T07:33:54+00:00May 19th, 2010|Boat Drinks|7 Comments

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  1. Kathy May 19, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    Like the idea of adding Gran Marnier!! I usually have that with Tequila, I’ll have to try it with Rum!!!!
    Holiday weekend only a week and a half way, I feel an overindulgence coming on myself!!!!

  2. RumShopRyan May 19, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    I like your style Kathy. Looking forward to the weekend as well. Cheers!

  3. Caron White May 19, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    Hi! Love your yummy cocktails creations – they would look fabulous in some of the cocktail glasses featured on my website – come look when you get a sec!


  4. joan May 19, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Hi. You spelled “marnier” wrong. I won’t care that much after I drink me rum though. yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

  5. mm
    RumShopRyan May 20, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    All fixed! Thanks Joan, cheers!

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  7. Marsha May 5, 2015 at 8:45 pm

    does anyone have an idea of the measurements to make 1gal at a time? Thanks Marsha

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